So today I’m not feeling magical.
No deep shiny words and well placed alliteration.
Today I am just Meh.
Meh is me.
If life could draw me right now,
I’m in my one favourite hoodie with no bra and my lazy day panties.
I haven’t brushed my teeth yet,
And I somehow finished this pack of doritos I just opened two minutes ago.
[They must have been stingy when they packaged it, no way I just chewed my way through all of that]
I have crumbs dancing all over my boobs and some are falling from my chin.
And my stomach is at that level where I cant suck it in anymore .
I think I also just woke up from a random nap as a result of my Doritos induced itis.
Meh me is me today.
I have also been binge watching the Kardashians.
I hate them but I can’t stop watching it,
So I hate myself for it.
(I just burped).
Its raining outside so I feel like my Meh-ness is justified.
Also I think I just woke up another coma,
Only now its six a.m. and I have to brush my teeth for the office.
Still a black girls story. Just a little less romantic.